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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Porn for Women


This is not a book recommendation of any sort, nor is it an endorsement of any kind for actual pornographic material, though it may look like one. I just wanted to share a funny (and only slightly irreverent) book that I stumbled across in a cute scrapbook/paper store, NOT some dimly lit alleyway magazine rack. (And, believe me, it was a very delicate internet search for the picture above)

The name caught my attention--seeming a little out of place in between some die cuts and cute stationery, which is the only reason it seemed moderately safe to pick it up. Upon further examination, it was hilarious. I don't know if you can see the front cover, but it's a (fully clothed) man who is vacuuming. The whole book is filled with hunky guys cooking and cleaning. I can't remember them verbatim, but it went a little somethin' like this:

*A guy shaving. "Just because I'm married, doesn't mean I can't take care of myself."

*A guy leaning on his arm looking deeply into your eyes. "Let's talk about our relationship."

*A guy in the kitchen, cooking. "I made [something really fancy] for dinner. I hope that's ok."

*A guy sitting on a couch. "Why don't you pick the movie?"

Every page got funnier and funnier. My girlfriend and I were rolling in laughter. It was hilarious. Just thought I'd pass along something to make you smile.

4 love notes:

Jessica said...

HILARIOUS! Did you blush a little when cracking open that book?! ;) Thanks for coming to the movie last night...it was fun. We need to plan girls night out more often!

Allison said...

A little shocked to see the title of this post but of course I had to see what you were talking about!!!

This book sounds FABULOUS!!!!

Happy Mom said...

Soo funny!!! I might have to buy that book!

Wright said...

Another good laugh from you!! Hope all is well (: