1. Stamp balls (see above).
2. Gluing things to the table.
3. Marker tattoos.
4. Streaking in the backyard (and by streaking, I don't mean going really fast).
5. Trying to stop the other one from looking out of 'their' window in the car.
6. Deciding that your name is "Max" and telling the Fred Meyer daycare lady, who then eyes me with suspicion when I refer to you by the name that I gave you.
7. Playing "Wear Shoes That Don't Match" when we go to church. It discounts me as a mom, as well as a designer.
8. Making up their own naughty words like "booshie" and "pupid"--do you see the genius? It sounds even worse than a real bad word, but they've got me on a technicality because it's not actually a word at all.
Other than that, we're good.
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I love it! It sounds oh so familiar. Except for the stamp balls...haven't experienced that one yet.
Booshie huh?.... i like it! Haha, oh man. Sounds like my kids!
Hilarious. They're creative, surely they can create some fun that doesn't annoy mom, right?
Woman, you crack me up! That last line was priceless...
"It sounds even worse than a real bad word, but they've got me on a technicality because it's not actually a word at all."
Very funny! Thanks for the laugh! Your kids are so sweet and hilarious!
These "stamp balls"? Please tell me they were those sticker stamps you get for free to put on Christmas cards? Don't tell me they were real postage stamps! You crack me up. I'm planning to come to Seattle in August...
Oh, they're real. Otherwise, how could making stamp balls be any fun? The extravagant waste of money is where the joy lies.
At least yours are stamp balls. Mine have been stamps stuck in various places all throughout the house (mostly on textured walls where peeling them off leaves that special goo behind).
I love that your children are normal!!! The made up words are my fav!
i love the stamp ball!!!
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