One thing that's great about being in a huge ward (church) is that there are tons of other girls interested in the same things you are, which means there are tons of fun clubs. I go to Book Club, and Gardening Club, Craft night and Recipe Swap, and Playgroup. And, no, that's not nearly all of them. So it was no surprise that I saw a clipboard being passed around on Sunday for a new group. What is it? I asked my friend. A Hookers Club, was the response.
A Hookers Club? I'm sorry...?
I looked at the sign up. Sure enough, it was titled "The Hookers Habit." I know what you're thinking...the same thing I was...
...crochet.
I know, because that's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear about the habits of hookers, right? I was actually a little too amused with it to actually sign up for the club, which I meant to do. So, probably this Sunday I'll sign up to be a hooker. And I'll form a new habit. Involving yarn and crochet hooks.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
A Little Misleading
Penned by Melynie at 3:35 AM
Labels: life as we know it, projects
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that is funny! At least you still have relief society groups I guess, which is more than I can say about my branch. they are virtually non existent so now that I am the nursery leader I get exactly no female adult interaction except my instructor at the gym telling me what to do.
Oh. My. Gosh. I did NOT even think of that when I read it! I am laughing so hard right now. Tears are actually starting to form. I saw it, but didn't read it all together to form the connection apparently. I just must be more pure than you. Ya, that's it. ;)
I don't think I EVER see the sign ups in Primary. You're going to have to let me know when you see them..... so that I too can sign up to be a hooker.
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