10. I kind of want to stay married. To the same person.
9. I might have to name my kids after fruit.
8. I would have to wear sizes that are non-numbers.
7. I might have to do a stint in rehab.
6. I love carbs.
5. Using shoes twice = media mocking.
4. Two words-- "highlight maintenance".
3. I'm scared of needles. And scalpels.
2. To avoid people.com's Fashion Faceoff.
1. I don't think skinny dipping counts as being scandalous.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
10 Reasons I'm Glad I'm Not a Celebrity
Penned by Melynie at 2:34 PM
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I'm glad, too. I can only imagine what the media might say about my current size/weight. Instead, Cherilyn tells me I've lost weight very quickly. Definitely better.
#11. Having all those multiple homes would be hard to clean.
I can barely keep up with my one home!
I'm in the mood for one of our projects! Wish you were still here.
I LOVE this, but I am totally all about lipo these days.
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